Jestern Overthinks Apples and Oranges

Today, I’ve been over thinking the advantages and disadvantages of fruits and have decided that apples are terrible and oranges are great. Eating an apple leaves you with a core which really stinks after a few days if you forget to take out the trash and also have out outer skin which could, for all I know, be covered with pesticide, slug slime and bird droppings. ¬†Oranges never stink, rarely bruise and don’t require me to eat a potentially gross fruit skin.


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